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Old 07-20-2008, 01:06 PM
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a. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
b. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
c. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
d. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
e. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris must be in Seine
f. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
g. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
h. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
i. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
j. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
k. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
l. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
m. Definition of a will: A dead give away.
n. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
o. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
p. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
q. If you don't pay your exorcist, you'll be repossessed.
r. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
s. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
t. You feel stuck with your debt if y ou can't budge it.
u. Local Area Network in New Zealand or Australia: the LAN down under.
v. Every calendar's days are numbered.
w. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
x. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
y. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.
z. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

AND:
aa. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
ab. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
ac. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
ad. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:11 PM
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Haha, good readin' there Voriax, thanks.

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Old 07-20-2008, 02:08 PM
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Good ones!

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Old 07-20-2008, 02:18 PM
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Lol. I liked it!

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Old 07-20-2008, 05:12 PM
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Some good chuckles there... RickO
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:55 PM
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Loved them all - thanks !! Steve in so az

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Old 07-20-2008, 09:50 PM
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Nice puns and stuff. Had me laughin hard!!!!

Reminds me of the time a prospector was teaching me to pan for gold. I found a small piece of obviously valuable metal in the pan. Excitedly, I showed him my treasure and he told me it was "Leverite"...as in "Leverite where you found it."

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i love how challenging some are.

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