Myers Depot Metal Detectors

Catch and Release

Headline: Muskegon Chronicle:

Old Hippy Saves The Day!

A visiting tourist was treated to a dose of West Michigan hospitality when he flagged down a local beachbum one early morning with a plea for assistance on a lost heirloom GOLD ring. The old Hippy, smartly attired in a Culvers "Wheres the Beef?" tee shirt, khaki docker shorts, armed with nothing more than a Minelab and a vegetable collander for a sandscoop, karmatically arrived on the tragic sunrise scene...

The Old Hippy quickly found the item and returned it to the beleagured and thankful tourist...Not expecting nor receiving a financial reward for his skills or effort, the Old Hippy vanished into the distance in a cloud of early morning mist or fattie fumes, with nothing but a picture to prove it even happened at all! Later, when questioned about his generous and successful effort by the Muskegon Chronicle field reporter, who caught up to the Old Hippy at the Can Redemption machine, the old Hippy simply stated, "No biggie Man, I aint into money Man"....:laughing::laughing:

West Michigan Beachbum Hippys are the best! Come to West Michigan and lose all the gold you want on our beaches! Jerry Garcia has got your back!...Dont worry about offering a reward or nothing! Just keep throwing empty cans out the window or on the beach! 10cents per!...there will always be plenty of early morning Hippys wandering around to pick up your junk in a misguided attempt to save the Planet and gain Karma points!! :laughing::laughing:
 
Last edited:
Mud-puppy said:
Headline: Muskegon Chronicle:



Old Hippy Saves The Day!



A visiting tourist was treated to a dose of West Michigan hospitality when he flagged down a local beachbum one early morning with a plea for assistance on a lost heirloom GOLD ring. The old Hippy, smartly attired in a Culvers "Wheres the Beef?" tee shirt, khaki docker shorts, armed with nothing more than a Minelab and a vegetable collander for a sandscoop, karmatically arrived on the tragic sunrise scene...



The Old Hippy quickly found the item and returned it to the beleagured and thankful tourist...Not expecting nor receiving a financial reward for his skills or effort, the Old Hippy vanished into the distance in a cloud of early morning mist or fattie fumes, with nothing but a picture to prove it even happened at all! Later, when questioned about his generous and successful effort by the Muskegon Chronicle field reporter, who caught up to the Old Hippy at the Can Redemption machine, the old Hippy simply stated, "No biggie Man, I aint into money Man"....:laughing::laughing:



West Michigan Beachbum Hippys are the best! Come to West Michigan and lose all the gold you want on our beaches! Jerry Garcia has got your back!...Dont worry about offering a reward or nothing! Just keep throwing empty cans out the window or on the beach! 10cents per!...there will always be plenty of early morning Hippys wandering around to pick up your junk in a misguided attempt to save the Planet and gain Karma points!! :laughing::laughing:
Click to expand...



Spark em if you got em[emoji3]


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

yandosan
Nevis Island
Replies
0
Views
98
yandosan
yandosan
LongJohnSilver1
Gold price
2
Replies
35
Views
681
diggin4clad
diggin4clad
L
Here is a Little Strange Ring for Ya
Replies
14
Views
396
KingTotsalot
KingTotsalot
LongJohnSilver1
Honk
2
Replies
21
Views
405
GroundSweeper
GroundSweeper
G
You tube rant
2 3
Replies
43
Views
1K
TampaBayBrad
T
Back
Top Bottom