"I'm sorry officer. Since there are multiple definitions of the verb 'use', I inferred that it was up to me as a law-abiding and well-read citizen to choose the closest approximation of the meaning of the word as it applied to my actions.
As you can clearly see, there are many more ways that I am NOT 'using' my metal detector than ways that I AM 'using' it."
- I definitely was NOT consuming my metal detector. As you can clearly see, it is still here. (#2).
- Nor was I exploiting it (#3).
- I have a notarized affadavit from the manufacturer (i.e., instruction manual).
- Ask it if it has my consent. It's a detector. It can't lie.
- With all due respect: get your mind out of the gutter, sir. I would NEVER treat my detector like that.
- I do not treat my detector "in a particular way"; I treat it differently depending on how many pull-tabs I find that particular day. (#4)
- I was not applying a name or title to myself. I do that when I get home. (#5)
- I would not benefit from another detector; I can only use one at a time anyway.(#6)
- While detecting is somewhat addictive, I am in no way, shape, or form addicting to my metal detector. I use it every day and could give it up whenever I want. Really.(#7)
- While I don't really understand the last one, and as much as I'd like to have an affair with my metal detector sometimes, we are not in the past today, that was yesterday, so this point is moot.(#8)
Use
verb
1. take, hold, or deploy (something) as a means of accomplishing a purpose or achieving a result; employ.
"she used her key to open the front door"
2. take or consume (an amount) from a limited supply of something.
"we have used all the available funds"
3. exploit (a person or situation) for one's own advantage.
"I couldn't help feeling that she was using me"
4. treat (someone) in a particular way.
"use your troops well and they will not let you down"
5. apply (a name or title) to oneself.
"she still used her maiden name professionally"
6. (informal) one would like or benefit from.
"I could use another cup of coffee"
7. (informal) take (an illegal drug).
"they were using heroin daily"
8. describing an action or state of affairs that was done repeatedly or existed for a period in the past.
"this road used to be a dirt track"