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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything
of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills of South
Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his
nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the daylights
out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"
"Oh, about a couple of minutes ago."
of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills of South
Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his
nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the daylights
out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"
"Oh, about a couple of minutes ago."
