We'all Miss Larry

I’m sure he will be missed


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Somebody didn't miss him.

'Hats off to Larry'...Del Shannon

Mudpup modified of course, for amusement purposes.. ...



"Once I had a little car, the make and model dont matter...
I crested a hill and road killed a bird, and lord did it go splatter"...

Hats off to Larry! I broke your neck! I took a little look, said what the heck?" I have a knife, and also a hungry Wi, Wi Wife! Snatched you up and made good use of you" (bridge)

"Hats off to Larry! It may sound cruel? Slathered with some mushroom soup, you make me drooool!" "You played in the street, now its my turn to Eat eat eat!" (falsetto) Now that Larry was a pile of meat" (flute solo)

"I know this may sound strange, some folks think I am deranged, but theres just one more thing I gotta say!"

"Hats off to Larry! What a beauty haul! You cooked up nice and moist, like a Butterball! You were quite a bird! You will make a tur tur turd!" Now that I have gobbled your last gobble of all"!

Nice. No GMO's in that bird. Naturally plump , tasty, and healthier than a Euel Gibbons pine tree. For those that knew who he was.

I been called at turkey before. Never knew they actually named turkeys Larry

Turkeys and cars don't mix. There's a flock by my house and in the spring they block traffic, chase and attack the cars, and gobble their heads off if anyone honks at them. They really don't like white Mercedes. I go out and chase them off the road, last year a woman asked me if they were my birds. She said they went after 2 people that tried to get out of their cars, but they seem to listen to me. I told her I see these birds everyday and always talk to them, it's hard not to when they are 6 feet from your car door.

quaidmon said:

Turkeys and cars don't mix. There's a flock by my house and in the spring they block traffic, chase and attack the cars, and gobble their heads off if anyone honks at them. They really don't like white Mercedes. I go out and chase them off the road, last year a woman asked me if they were my birds. She said they went after 2 people that tried to get out of their cars, but they seem to listen to me. I told her I see these birds everyday and always talk to them, it's hard not to when they are 6 feet from your car door.

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The Turkey Whisperer.