We'll All Miss Harold
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Longhair
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I've never seen a 63yr old cow before. I thought it looked pretty good for it's age.
beerdoodle
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My ex-wife at 63 don't look that well.
T-Man
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Holy cow!!! He was old. sorry, couldn't resist
Waveoff
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That's udderly sad news...
coin chaser
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coin chaser
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Wonder if they are serving burgers at the funeral
This was on the page also.
==========It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.======
==========It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.======
yes he had Lactose intolerance from an early age
Yeah, this is bull... Harold got a bum steer...
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hawgdawg
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As soon as I saw this, this was my question. Just how long does a cow usually live ?
Big Treble
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BGH, does a body good!
Longhair
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15-20 years if left alone.
The stresses of calving take their toll on dairy cattle, so they are generally good for 6-10 (as much as 15 if not commercial producers), and those raised for beef are only around for an average of 2.
hawgdawg
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Thanks , my gramps usually kept about 50 head of cattle , but I never really asked this question.
