I ran into a couple of guys out detecting this morning. I was nearly finished up with my totter run and they were just starting out, GBing and getting all ready to dive into a very nicely manicured and active sports field...
One had a Minelab and the other a brand new AtMax, both had big D handled gardening style shovels, they drove a fairly new big Chevy Truck of some sort....
So I pulled up in my little wreck of a rig dressed like a bum and introduced myself and we got to talking pleasantries about Metal Detecting and this site in particular...
They asked me if I have ever hunted here and if I've ever been tossed...Well, I honestly told them "Yes" on both counts. So they said "Its a Public Park!" "Aint nobody tossing THEM off of here!" I said I work this place with my little weak F70 and my little peepee screwdriver for clad is all, generally super duper early and on off hours, and since its super active, with houses all around, its not a good idea to be out here with all this heavy mining equipment.....
They were not to be deturd or willing to listen to what is obviously ignorant underclass bum, with inferior gear, driving a 20 yr old car....I got it, and therefore switched gears into "Mean Mud Mode"....
So, the long shot is, I told them this particular Michigan Urban Park was the site of some Civil War activity, and that a guy had to really go after the deep targets, like sprinkler fittings etc, but since I'm just after clad, I dont care about breastplates and belt buckles, I just hunt for immediate shallow fresh dropped beer money...I've hunted here thousands of hours and got the top 5" pennies and pultabs pretty much cleaned out for you...
Their greedy eyes lit up, so on I went, pouring gas on the fire, "Oh yeah, big Civil War encampment here! (I actually waved my arm to the North in a very stimulating arc!) "This site was the staging post for the Michigan 5th infantry, and the local legend is this is the site where Charles Hackley buried his Civil War Gold like what was seen on TV!" I didnt stop there! "One guy with an Ace 250 found a $5 gold coin over there by that piss elm, and just last fall a guy swinging a NOX 800 pulled a $20 double eagle over there by the basketball court!!"
So, I wished them good luck and off I drove.....about a half hour later a few miles away kicking chips at another totter, during a smoke break, I thought 'What the Hell', lets give them a Royal West Michigan dirt road Rodgering!....so I called the cops....
I mean hey...They shoulda got up earlier...plus, Its Easter Sunday Morning? Who would go out detecting on Easter Sunday Morning? With a great big shovel in an active Park? Some insane person! And as further evidence submitted, the one guy was a Minelabber, and the other drove the Chevy, so they were clearly insane and had it coming...
They were asking for it, a massive bullcrappery that is, and they ran into the Master...They did not know a damn about this Friendly Forum, said Forums are for sissys and preverts....
I did good right?...This morning I pulled @$6 in clad and one paper dollar eye find bill..a few empty cans along the way, bullcrapped the usual "Springtime Treasure Hunting Tossers" ....I got my beer money, and thats all I really care about!...