It's SO hot outside...

MrNovice · Jul 18, 2016

This might be a fun game. Put your best one liners here!

...I'm sweating like a politician.

...now I know what coffee beans feel like. Slow Roasted!

...the fish are already fried when you catch them.

MrNovice · Jul 18, 2016

...I've resorted to drinking tobasco sauce to help cool down!

...a shot of Everclear leaves a *cool* tingle in your throat!

Silversmith45 · Jul 19, 2016

We have a heat advisory until Friday. It's supposed to cool down to 99 on Saturday.

Laxsaltman · Jul 19, 2016

It's so hot, the squirrels are soaking their nuts in the park fountain.

Grumpa · Jul 19, 2016

It's so hot all the corn in a farmer's field popped. The birds thought it was snow and froze to death.

coin pirate · Jul 19, 2016

Laxsaltman said:
It's so hot, the squirrels are soaking their nuts in the park fountain.

coin pirate · Jul 19, 2016

Its so hot, two trees were fighting over a dog

Grumpy Since 55 · Jul 19, 2016

My wife stopped taking her hormones, the Hot Flashes cooled her off.

DIGGER27 · Jul 19, 2016

Campbell Soup Co. has changed the directions on its cans to,
"Just pour and eat."

MrNovice · Jul 19, 2016

... a farmer went to pick his potato crop and said "They're done!"

coin pirate · Jul 19, 2016

I emptied a bucket full of water out the window, it never hit the ground

MrNovice · Jul 20, 2016

...Jehovah's Witnesses have started telemarketing.

(Mods can delete this if too edgy, but it is funny.)

BottleCapKing · Jul 20, 2016

I always think of "Biloxi Blues" at times like this...

"It’s hot. It’s damn hot. This is Africa hot. Tarzan couldn’t take this kind of hot. I don’t think I can stay here if it’s going to be this hot."

relic_radar · Jul 20, 2016

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'! :laughing:

MoBob · Jul 20, 2016

, awesome

Laxsaltman · Jul 20, 2016

It's so hot I saw a robin dipping it's worm in a glass of Nestea.

MrNovice · Jul 21, 2016

...they automatically hand you a straw when you order ice cream.

MrNovice · Jul 22, 2016

...my wife's kiln overheated. She just sets her pottery on the back porch now.

BottleCapKing · Jul 22, 2016

It is so hot out, the local Dairy Queen is now only serving Cream.

MrNovice · Jul 22, 2016

...I just stepped out for 10 minutes, and I'm already wetter than Kim Kardashian at the BET awards! :laughing:

It's SO hot outside...

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