thank all the other valtuchers
for cleaning you out
Well said Vegas! This Sport is rife with Valtuchers! Always hovering overhead on the Forums trying to figure out a guys hunting ground! Besides them, the other birds that give me trouble are Sandpippers! Always be running up and down the beach and hunting the wet sand right out in front of me!
Also, theres no shortage of Red Headed Pileated Woodpesters!
Those damn guys! They always be stooping and stabbing up MY fresh totlot and clad grubs! Banging their heads with Tesoros!
Also prolific on the Forum, to add insult, are the Trumpeter Swans! Easily recognized by their Unmistakeable vocalizations: Loudly proclaiming: "LookwhatdahellIjustfound!", LookwhatdahellIjustfound!"
Against these odds, Hows a little chickadee like me gonna make pay? Married to a Screech Owl? "Whereyabeen?" "Whatchafind?" 'Whatchabringme?" "Whenareyougonnaquitdrinkinganddetectingandgetajob?"
Whoowhoodawhoo?
Chickadee-dee-dee!...I'd really like to be a Trumpeter Swan someday...or at least a decent Valtucher..instead of remaining a "Chickedee strippityast Peckerwood" the rest of my Life?....maybe I gotta rethink and upgrade my flight plan? This Sport is for the birds!
Unless a guy is a CANadian Goose!..we get a dime per empty here! Honk Honk Ritchie!