God's plan for the elderly

Rudy

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Most seniors never get enough exercise.


In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search
for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. ...and God looked
down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination
so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. ....and God looked
down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls
of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked
down and saw that it was good.

So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's God's will.
It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.

Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet
and he won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird,
and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
 
Reminds me of how many people worry of getting old but way too many never even get a chance to get old. Though wearing depends later in life does not appeal much that's for sure.
 
We just had a talk similar to this yesterday with my dad who is in his mid 80s. It would seem the trade-off for getting really old is having things go haywire some. Good post!
 
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