This lady?
Maybe somebody wronged her in the past, took advantage of her , or maybe she is just the way she is for no reason at all. Not sure what i would have done in my younger years, but where i am at now, i would have just said a prayer for her. She needs it!
For some reason, I envision this lady.
No lack of crazies out there!...Yeah, I'd probably go and set a big poop fire on her porch tonight, and then ring the bell and run...Dont forget to wipe a big turd on the outside door handle...Thats the Royal Treatment...
Or else I'd just go home and call it a day...count your blessings! You actually are lucky to get away from a crazy woman this lightly....some of us married them!
Mud
Wait......she took the dam* pennies too?! W T F? I think I would have crapped on her porch mud. (Ring the bell and stand there at the bottom step with a camera.) Old bitty......here ya go Chip http://www.mailpoop.com/