A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:
Husband : - I lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant : - What is her height?
Husband: - I really never noticed. Let me think, maybe about five feet tall.
Sergeant : - Build?
Husband: - Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : - Color of eyes?
Husband : - Never rightly noticed.
Sergeant : - Color of hair?
Husband : - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe red this time.
Sergeant : - What was she wearing?
Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant : - Did she go in a car?
Husband : - No, she went in my truck.
Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it?
Husband : - Brand new Ford F150 King Ranch 4 X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L
V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom
matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with
Navigation, 21 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets,
custom “Bubba” floor mats, trailering package . Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's.
Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the
husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant: - Don't worry Bubba.......We’ll find your truck.
Husband : - I lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant : - What is her height?
Husband: - I really never noticed. Let me think, maybe about five feet tall.
Sergeant : - Build?
Husband: - Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : - Color of eyes?
Husband : - Never rightly noticed.
Sergeant : - Color of hair?
Husband : - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe red this time.
Sergeant : - What was she wearing?
Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant : - Did she go in a car?
Husband : - No, she went in my truck.
Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it?
Husband : - Brand new Ford F150 King Ranch 4 X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L
V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom
matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with
Navigation, 21 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets,
custom “Bubba” floor mats, trailering package . Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's.
Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the
husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant: - Don't worry Bubba.......We’ll find your truck.
She said fits me to a tee
