SageGrouse
Elite Member
Well, once this Detectorist was out hunting with his machine... he was wandering down a stretch of good looking land in a park when he sees this big rabbit... maybe about six feet tall or so ALSO out with a detector!
Well the detectorist got real curious! As he followed the rabbit along, he noticed the rabbit was finding all sorts of stuff and even going over places the guy had, and getting stuff he'd missed. This got the detectoist all hot under the collar and he started to harass the bunny hoping he'd make hin leave.
"Whatcha doin' Rabbit?" he damanded. The rabbit ignored him and kept on swinging. "Say, I bet you're really a GOOD digger, huh, Bunny?" The rabbit just ignored him and kept swinging along.
"Betcha don't even need EARphones do ya? HAHAHAHA!" the man cried, getting closer to the rabbit and beginning to get real obnoxious.
The rabbit just put his head down and kept swinging. Finally the detectorist got really mad at being ignored and stepped in front of the bunny to get a better look at the machine the bunny was using. "So, Bunny... what KIND of a detector is THAT? Is it... a CARROT Ace 150? HAHAHAHA!"
The animal straightened up and with dignity replied "Please Sir! Anyone can see.. I'm a WHITE Rabbit!"
SageGrouse
Well the detectorist got real curious! As he followed the rabbit along, he noticed the rabbit was finding all sorts of stuff and even going over places the guy had, and getting stuff he'd missed. This got the detectoist all hot under the collar and he started to harass the bunny hoping he'd make hin leave.
"Whatcha doin' Rabbit?" he damanded. The rabbit ignored him and kept on swinging. "Say, I bet you're really a GOOD digger, huh, Bunny?" The rabbit just ignored him and kept swinging along.
"Betcha don't even need EARphones do ya? HAHAHAHA!" the man cried, getting closer to the rabbit and beginning to get real obnoxious.
The rabbit just put his head down and kept swinging. Finally the detectorist got really mad at being ignored and stepped in front of the bunny to get a better look at the machine the bunny was using. "So, Bunny... what KIND of a detector is THAT? Is it... a CARROT Ace 150? HAHAHAHA!"
The animal straightened up and with dignity replied "Please Sir! Anyone can see.. I'm a WHITE Rabbit!"
SageGrouse