MrNovice
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In honor of the SuperBowl and Americans notorious for being fat and lazy, I have put together some supurb snack ideas to help keep you slim and trim while gorging your face on the big day! Keep your attention on the game without thinking "will these 50 hot wings make my butt look big?"
So without further adieu, let's start with our delicious creamy dippers!
Doesn't that just look delicious?!?! It's an all time favorite, and all you'll need is a noseclip, some eggplant, almond milk and 1/2 can of Rotel! Yummy, I can't wait to dive into all this goodness!
Next up is a classic, our faux wings! Soooo good you'll never even know you're not eating meat! Who knew non meat could taste so, well...non meaty! I have no clue what they are really made of, but who cares...they're guaranteed to make you feel better about yourself!
You see that?....Ellen DeGeners, enough said!
Next up, a little spicy for those taste buds! Try out these shiitake tacos!
Oh YEAH! Mushrooms wrapped in warm corn tortillas, my colon is thanking me now!!! Just 8 ounces of /SHiˈtäkē/ mushrooms and 8 corn tortillas, some salt, garlic, lime wedges, green onions, cilantro and Mmmmm Mmmmm Goooood!
Last but not least, the snack that puts party in SuperBowl! No big game day is complete without sliders!
The reviews are in, and just like they say: "I am a sucker for sweet + spicy, but holy cow this was particularly delicious." And that's exactly right! Holy cow break out the sweet potato and black beans and fry these suckers up!...or bake them up!...or however you cook meat substitutes... Regardless though, these veggie sliders will be the attraction of the event, like an 80 year old man at a waterpark in a speedo, people just will not be able to look away or keep their hands off!
I hope you've enjoyed these alternative healthy substitutes that will definitely not leave you longing for more (longing for another party maybe, but definitely not more)!
Happy SuperBowl everyone!!!
So without further adieu, let's start with our delicious creamy dippers!
Doesn't that just look delicious?!?! It's an all time favorite, and all you'll need is a noseclip, some eggplant, almond milk and 1/2 can of Rotel! Yummy, I can't wait to dive into all this goodness!
Next up is a classic, our faux wings! Soooo good you'll never even know you're not eating meat! Who knew non meat could taste so, well...non meaty! I have no clue what they are really made of, but who cares...they're guaranteed to make you feel better about yourself!
You see that?....Ellen DeGeners, enough said!
Next up, a little spicy for those taste buds! Try out these shiitake tacos!
Oh YEAH! Mushrooms wrapped in warm corn tortillas, my colon is thanking me now!!! Just 8 ounces of /SHiˈtäkē/ mushrooms and 8 corn tortillas, some salt, garlic, lime wedges, green onions, cilantro and Mmmmm Mmmmm Goooood!
Last but not least, the snack that puts party in SuperBowl! No big game day is complete without sliders!
The reviews are in, and just like they say: "I am a sucker for sweet + spicy, but holy cow this was particularly delicious." And that's exactly right! Holy cow break out the sweet potato and black beans and fry these suckers up!...or bake them up!...or however you cook meat substitutes... Regardless though, these veggie sliders will be the attraction of the event, like an 80 year old man at a waterpark in a speedo, people just will not be able to look away or keep their hands off!
I hope you've enjoyed these alternative healthy substitutes that will definitely not leave you longing for more (longing for another party maybe, but definitely not more)!
Happy SuperBowl everyone!!!
HH
