My wife said what???

[daddydigger]

Hey gang, I was BBQing some pork steaks and burgers on my charcoal grill. My wife brought out a wire basket full of veggies for me to grill. I put the basket on the top rack and continued cooking the meat. When I took the meat off, the veggies needed another minute or two. As I was taking the meat in, I asked my wife to grab the veggies. She picked up the basket and then asked me "How do I turn this thing off?" (referring to the grill)

[PhotoRob06]

Originally Posted by daddydigger

Hey gang, I was BBQing some pork steaks and burgers on my charcoal grill. My wife brought out a wire basket full of veggies for me to grill. I put the basket on the top rack and continued cooking the meat. When I took the meat off, the veggies needed another minute or two. As I was taking the meat in, I asked my wife to grab the veggies. She picked up the basket and then asked me "How do I turn this thing off?" (referring to the grill)

Tell her it's voice activated. You kneel down beside it and say the word "Off". If it doesn't work, try again.

[OZARKS]

Before gas was outrageous like it is now...

Gas was $1.00 a gallon. My brother handed his wife a 2 gallon gas can and a $5.00 bill. She said, "You want me to put the whole $5.00 in?"

[LoL]

Originally Posted by OZARKS

Before gas was outrageous like it is now...

Gas was $1.00 a gallon. My brother handed his wife a 2 gallon gas can and a $5.00 bill. She said, "You want me to put the whole $5.00 in?"

[Thatsit]

That is funny. Just use the Clapper!

[Goldminer]

I unplugged and tied the TV cord in a knot as a joke after having a discusion with my new wife many many many years ago during a slight argument about what we were going to watch. She looked at me and said "Why did you do that, now we both can't watch TV"