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I've seen this phrase used in several advertisements. There is even a guy on Craigslist declaring that he is certified. I was wondering how can I get certified? It sounds kind of impressive. Any ideas? Is this anything like bona fide?
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He's full of it. Just say you're 'certified' and boom - you are. Write up a dinky little document of authenticity with some bogus signature. BAM - you're certified.
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Seven pull tabs, three beer cans, screw top, 14 nails and some can slaw. Eighty seven cents in clad and two silver dimes. With detector. Bona fide............. certified and documented.
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I heard the final test to become certified is to find the head of a needle in a one acre farm field...
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I see Kellyco has "certified metal detecting experts", don't know how you become one though.
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Maybe just call yourself one, who can discredit you
If you can find metal with a detector then you should be a metal detecting expert
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oh, wait a sec... i see you have a Garrett...... you're certified!!!!
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I know......... Lets get Kingtotsalot to dub thee!
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My wife has told me many times that I'm certifiable, but she didn't say in what!
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Get a copy of printshop for your computer and print a certificate and BAM! you're a certified expert.
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It all makes good sense to me. I hope to be certified later today once I get around to printing that certificate. Maybe I'll become a dealer later this evening and who knows what tomorrow. Life is good.
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I think I'll give myself a PHD in metal detecting. You can now refer to me as Dr. scout23
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Maybe i'm just certifiable
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I did it! I passed my Field Certification tests. Yesterday I hunted in the rain for three hours and was covered in mud and soaked. Today I hunted for 2 hours in freezing temperatures and I have frostbite on my fingers. The field action tests are tough but it sure feels good to be a Certified Treasure Hunting Expert. Now I have to make up an official document.
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Some of the sales people at the dealerships have received factory training making them certified......well, just certified!
Young need more then that special home made diploma though. You need to learn the secret handshake. If you don't know the handshake you can't be the real deal. You should also know the correct way to do the happy dance!
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Fellow Detectors: I know pronounce you all certified in the art of metal detecting with all the rights and privileges heretofore.
Congratulations!!!
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