maxxkatt
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no kidding. what do you do when your wife comes in to your home office with some financial papers for you to sign and has a 11" kitchen knife in her hand?
what do you do when....
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Stiffwrists
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I hope you're kidding.
bowwinkles
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You smile and thank her for not showing up with a tiny pair of scissors.
zeemang
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Hide?
georgeinsc
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Tell her that behind, or in your case, in front of every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he has done wrong.
Waveoff
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I'd tell her...
amc rulz
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Um...Bobbitt?
Stiffwrists
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I'm still waiting for the punchline on this one.
HistoryHippy
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Pull the .357 out of the desk drawer?
Say I love you babe but how many times do I have to tell you
"Dont bring a knife to a gun fight!"
Say I love you babe but how many times do I have to tell you
"Dont bring a knife to a gun fight!"
Martin_V3i
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Wear your steel braided underwear to bed, TIGHT!
bowwinkles
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Well, what you don't do is turn your back to her and post this question on the internet. 
Haven't heard from you since this post...you ok?...maxxkatt?...you there?
Haven't heard from you since this post...you ok?...maxxkatt?...you there?
Lee1968
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Sign the papers.
maxxkatt
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Well, what you don't do is turn your back to her and post this question on the internet.
Haven't heard from you since this post...you ok?...maxxkatt?...you there?
true story. She just happened to come from the kitchen while cooking into my office with some papers she forgot to have me sign. All is well.
