Strider
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I just realized I encountered Hamilton OH's version of Leslie Nope!
(Parks and Recreation)
LOL, I was thinking that too!
I just realized I encountered Hamilton OH's version of Leslie Nope!
(Parks and Recreation)
I saw a tee shirt the other day a deer hunter guy was wearing..said in big letters on the front:
"Official Public Land Owner" I thought that caption would make for a nice detecting shirt...somebody here might be good at designing something like this for us? Simple and to the point and functional...
Pocket tee of course, 100% cotton, long tail obviously like Duluth Trading sells...? Maybe have the caption on the back and a little official looking emblem on the front with a coin or something? "Urban Metal Reclamation Specialist"
As a newbie who didn't know any better, I asked for permission in my local Ohio town of 18,000 and got written (via e-mail) permission from our parks and rec superintendent himself. Definitely holding onto that e-mail!
Edit: Of course I realize if I piss off a parks worker, abuse the privilege, etc., that he could revoke permission or encourage city council to pass a rule banning it so I will still tread carefully. Currently our city has nothing on the books permitting or banning it here, but generally the parks and rec people are favorable towards it.
....I think she needs her dosage checked.....
Glad it all worked out..
Have you noticed 95% of the one's that seem to have the issue with metal detecting..Women. I've had many encounters, of them calling the police, your trespassing, your wrong I'm right type of women. There have been men but seems they can adjust to the fact quicker that maybe I'm right. Not one has yet to call the police.
But why the women?
You shoulda just started babbling in some foreign sounding words like you are from France or something...looking all confused as a visiting foreigner would...."Tutu de swie, Tutu de swa? Volle le futbalparken? Non Sprechen zee! Non Sprechen zee! It doesnt matter what you say, theres no defending yourself with logic, reason, laws or anything...so, just start babbling stupid sounding chit....or keep silent like a mute...same results...
When confronted by a crazy angry Woman who wants to start a fight, I just start babbling incoherently, drooling, looking all sleepy eyed and stupid, letting my tongue hang halfway over my lower lip, like its too big to fit in my mouth, if She persists with the harangue, I wet my pants in a defensive manouever like a toad or a skunk does!....(Wimmen cant stand the sight or smell of Man urine, not on the toilet seat, underwear, or outside on the pacysandras).
Their anger quickly turns to disgust, and they cant stand to be in my presence, so they generally walk away looking for an easier target of opportunity like the dog......(This has been my secret to a long and happy marriage to Mrs Mud)....
Wimmen dont find any pleasure in cussing out a guy if they think you cant understand a thing they are saying! They already think you are dumb, so dont disappoint them, concede that as the genetically lost ground battle of the mid 70's and then play it up! Never argue even if you are right!
Just go twice as stupid as they think you are! 'Full Retart' if you will...This tactic Diffuses the situation! Its like estrogenic pepper spray!
Yeah, she obviously owned that big old dog so she had something to boss around when there wasnt a guy to pick on! Makes her feel powerful and in control....Probably makes him do all sorts of tricks before she gives him a treat! Like beg and sit and roll over and things...probably scolds him too, just to see him look guilty and ashamed about something....Pretty much like any married Woman does with us!
Just look as dopey and stupid as possible around any Woman over 50..babble about stuff, piss your pants occasionally, wear khakis to enhance the visual effect.... avoid them if you can, be ready if you cant..always carry a fart in your back pocket, a half full bladder, a booger, or a burp...this is all we have left to defend ourselves since we just cant simply 'punch them to the Moon' like we could when Man ruled this Planet in the 50's....They just aint afraid of us anymore...
I didn't ask anyone!
I read the rules and regulations!
They do have festivals and concerts where I was with tents and canopies. I was in front of the ampitheater on my second pass working my way up the hill to where they sell food and beer during these festivities. I had 85 cents and abt 10 of those stupid aluminum beer bottle tops.
That's when she started with the screaming at me like I was committing a horrible triple homicide!
I told her "You can't even tell where I had been."
She's screaming "I DON'T CARE."
I think she needs her dosage checked.
Maybe try CBD.
.... But why the women?
You are cruising for a bruising. You seem to imply there's some innate differences between the sexes, aside-from-the-plumbing. Gloria Steinem would not be proud of you. Repent.
... followed me along the shore, the full 2500 feet, in her ATV (from a distances). Making sure I did not step above the Mean High tide line. And this is the second time she has done that in the last few weeks....
I think she had a crush on you. Was she cute ?