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On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour? :lol::lol::lol:
 
Posted these before...still funny.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant!
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist! wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
 
"A 3 legged Dog walks into the Tavern in the old West,"
Says...."I'm lookin for the man who shot my........PAW.":lol:
 
Why didn't the one Skeleton dance with the other??? ---- Because he didn't have the GUTS to :lol:
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
( el-if-i-no ) :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
 
What is black, white and red all over?........ A newspaper. :D
 
What's Black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?


A nun (or a skunk) rolling down a hill...
 
Dumb and Dumber
Friend 1: Is it true that your wife talks to herself when she is alone?
Friend 2: I don't know. I wasn't with her when she was alone.
 
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Two detectorists walkin the desert one says hey you and the other says who me. Henny Youngman

A woman takes her husband to the doctor and says ,my husband thinks he is a refrigerator, he sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake.
 
I had a Dog with no legs, so I named him "Cigarette" ( I forgot to add this part)

Everynight I'd take him out for a drag!
 
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