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Avast yea Swabbs

TLP day, is usually a big deal here in the Tampa Bay area, At my high school we were the Pirates, arrrr!!
We host the annual Gasparilla invasion every year, and believe me, It's a huge event that started in 1904. I think with all the hurricane recovery and clean up it was pushed aside this time.
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>>. So, here's one of me favorite pirate jokes, arrrr!

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. They talk about their adventures on the sea.

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?”

The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off.”

“Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook”?

“Well”, replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut me hand off.”

“Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch”?

“A seagull dropping fell into me eye,” replied the pirate.

“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” the sailor asked incredulously.

“Well,” said the pirate, “it was me first day with the hook.”
 
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