Bowhunters
Junior Member
I sell big Industrial type machinery to Woodworking Co in the northern half of the US. I was in a big shop this AM talking with owner about machinery when all of a sudden his foreman came running in yelling that "Dave" had just cut his ear off. We all ran into the shop to help, sure enough there was Dave holding the side of his head and Blood was pouring out the hole on the side of his head.
I said Dave what machine were you using and he pointed to a large Saw by the wall, so I ran over and started going thru the saw dust pile and I found his bloody ear. I ran over and told Dave I found his ear and that we should go to the hospital and maybe they could sew it back on. He was so happy and then he said let me see it, so I showed it to him and I could not believe it when he said that's not MY EAR. I said of course it your ear but he said NO IT"S NOT. I said what makes you think it's not your ear...and he said
Because my ear had a pencil behind it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said Dave what machine were you using and he pointed to a large Saw by the wall, so I ran over and started going thru the saw dust pile and I found his bloody ear. I ran over and told Dave I found his ear and that we should go to the hospital and maybe they could sew it back on. He was so happy and then he said let me see it, so I showed it to him and I could not believe it when he said that's not MY EAR. I said of course it your ear but he said NO IT"S NOT. I said what makes you think it's not your ear...and he said
Because my ear had a pencil behind it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!