deep thoughts by a confused Bluenoser

[leslie(nova scotia)]

Deep thoughts from the confused Bluenose phycologist.

If politicians tell the truth..........will their nosed grow?

Can a metal detectorist be buried in his hobby?

Do owls really give a hoot?

Ever wonder why you wonder?

Why do weeping willows weep?

Never having to say you are sorry is having been a still born at birth.

The only true show of faith is love.

If one is always politically correct how do we know that he is politically correct?

If a baseball player hits a home run can he walk home?

In British football it is hard to get a head as everyone is using theirs.

If one is a lone wolf how does the species continue?

Is a Wright Whale always right?

If you were a legs or breast man would you not marry a chicken?

If everyone lived in harmony democracy would be dead!

 

[KOB]

I guess that's better than being a brown- noser !

 

[zeemang]

And a few from Steven Wright>
Why's it called a building if it is already built?
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

 

[mtwarych]

With all the cars driving on the roads 24/7, where does all the rubber dust go?

One would think there should be berms of the stuff on or near the pavement.