Return Remorse!

Mud-puppy

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What have I done? Ashamed to say, I may have made the most remorseful return of my Detecting Career this morning! The thing is, I didnt even think about until I was on my way home before the ramifications of my behavior set in....

I went out at dawn to hunt some Big Sand Beach with the NOX.....State Park, nice place, all sorts of gates and buildings and whatnot...Wonderful big area that doesnt open until 8 am and in the Winter the gates are all locked so a guy has to park and walk in to hunt it...

So I hit a signal and scoop up a fresh dropped set of keys on a lanyard, put them in my pouch, finished the hunt, and while walking out of there, here come the Rangers to take the Lake Temp reading and do a Beach sweep for misc trash like they do every morning...

They ups and greets me like usual, "Hello Mr. Mud, Find anything good today?" So without thinking, I says, "The usual, just Pennies and pulltabs, although These fresh keys might be valuable to somebody?"...

I pulled them up out of my pouch, jingled them in front of them, and their eyes went wide with Wonder and Amazement! They were the Master Keys to all the gates and doors to the State Park facilities and everything! One of their employees lost them the day before!

I had left the phone in the car to avoid the dreaded NOX chatter, so I didnt even get a picture of the return either!...:laughing:

Boy, the more I think about the possibilities of just keeping my mouth shut and keeping the keys...I coulda basically OWNED that place! Especially in a SHTF scenario Zombie apocalypse! Theres all sorts of Deer and turkeys and whatnot down in there! Right on the shores of Lake Michigan! Close to the house even! I coulda locked the gates behind me and set up securely in the Visitor center and lived high on the Hog all Winter from the vending machine inventory!!:mad:

Oh well...I guess its a good idea for a guy to think a bit before returning things...especially when Zombie apocalypse survival might be in the balance....Got home with about a buck fitty in clad and one empty can...Wife asked like normal, "Find anything valuable today?"...."Nope...Just pennies and pultabs"...:laughing:
 

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they lost the set last year as well. They asked me if I found them when I was there
 
You gotta love hindsight! You could have owned that place, your own private playground. One of our local parks has a couple of gated off campgrounds for scouts only. A few years back I was given the combinations to them so I could do work on my butterfly surveys. They make nice private detecting sights if I get in and out unseen!
Maybe next time you'll think before returning. Ah, hindsight!
 
You gotta love hindsight! You could have owned that place, your own private playground. One of our local parks has a couple of gated off campgrounds for scouts only. A few years back I was given the combinations to them so I could do work on my butterfly surveys. They make nice private detecting sights if I get in and out unseen!
Maybe next time you'll think before returning. Ah, hindsight!

"Butterfly Survey?" Brilliant! What could be more harmless than a Butterfly Surveyor? Surely easy access granted about anywhere! Why didnt I think of that!:laughing: Gettysburg, Here I come!
 
Yes keep looking! We can have a big party in there!

Right? Think about the possibilities! Endless! Off season paid Deer/Turkey hunts sponsored...massive afterhours private beach parties booked?...sheesh...food truck rondevous bonanzas in that huge parking lot?? Late night Music festivals? Sand Dune Dope garden plots leased out yearly?

And the thing is, the State park employees would have to do all the clean up afterwards even!:laughing:
 
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Well you might have just made friends with all the park management, as the word will get around who found them, having keys to a park, than using them to get access , would get you in big trouble, you did the wright thing Mud , good job, Earl
 
Well you might have just made friends with all the park management, as the word will get around who found them, having keys to a park, than using them to get access , would get you in big trouble, you did the wright thing Mud , good job, Earl

I really aint worried about Big Trouble...Not that I dont deserve it, but it seems to find me invisible, and thats good...I bet the employee who lost them was worried though..I bet this loss was unreported and went unmentioned in the daily field transcripts to the SP Governing Leftenant...so somebody got really damn lucky...

I could always Dewalt cordless Tool my way into this place in the event of a Zombie apocalypse....Keys would be easier to have and lighter to carry though....Besides, If I ever got caught, thanks to Brother JunkMiner, I'd just tell them I'm the Official State Butterfly Surveyor dammit!! :laughing:
 
I figured you had lost your mind when you bought that malaysian snake charmer. Wooo wOOO wooo!
Now we have proof! :laughing:
 
I figured you had lost your mind when you bought that malaysian snake charmer. Wooo wOOO wooo!
Now we have proof! :laughing:

Yes he joined the Nox cult. They tend to live together in compounds :laughing:
 
I like a win-win ending in these things. For example, if you had the keys copied before you gave them back. You win, they win, and we win by knowing where your SHTF stronghold is located. LOL

Great Story!!!
 
Nice job earning some Brownie points with the park management. :yes:
 
But mud.
You have the atpro in the pic. I thought the story was going to be you wanted to return the nox.


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Nice going Mud. Maybe you should let your thankful gracious rangers call Scuba's Rangers & Harbor Master, put in a good word for him :)
 
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