The best a guy can hope for in the afterlife, is that our Dogs will vouch for us..tell the Universe, "Hey, he was a good guy!".....You wont get this kind of consideration from a cat! Just sayin'..You can trust your eternity to a dog, but not to a cat... Anybody ever heard of cat doing anything noteworthy? Saved a family from a burning building? Swam out and rescued a drowning kid? Scared off a Burglar? Oh sure cats make for a decent mitten, but they really taste like hell... Cats are selfish and all in it for themselves...
Cats main claim to Fame is they are sneaky and good at killing mice? Thats it? Feline Please! Any old body can get an unemployed barn owl to hunt mice! No litter box or milk saucer required! Or a family of shrews even, or a corn snake!! Frig!
I had a big toad once that ate mice! He lived in the basement, down by the sump pump... a large Bufo Americanus...Name of "Chub Wartbottom"....damned old Chub ate every creepy crawly invasive nuisance besides my Mother in Law and her cats!!
Cats are extremely overrated!...Not worth a Tinkers cuss...I accidentally got overrun once...they rode in here with the MIL when she got too old to take care of herself...Like a Norway rat on a Tramp Steamer..., only more trouble and less tasty than their name implies....."Orange Marmelade my @ss!" she shouted, when I served her up her beloved 'Alvin' on her breakfast toast one morning!
She didnt seem to mind eating Chub Wartbottoms legs one evening though...I told her they were chicken drummies from BWW! Maybe it was in the presentation?